She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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