the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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