have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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