You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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