bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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