life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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