does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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