its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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