she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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