if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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