I swear she didn't look like that last week.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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