none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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