THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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