You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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