He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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