Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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