I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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