But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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