what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
