Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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