If that was your dad, he is hot
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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