fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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