i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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