And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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