I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Success! We fucked roommates!
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