That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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