im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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