why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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