Can Purell be used as lube?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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