shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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