found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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