In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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