Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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