He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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