You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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