Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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