it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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