we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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