"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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