I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Alive.
So much puke
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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