Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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