I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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