At least make sure they are 18
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He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I checked into jail on foursquare
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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