love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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