return my video game
I want to have your abortion
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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