was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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