overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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