Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i love accidental penises.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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