I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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