puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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