He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just had sex on a roof
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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