love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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