I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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