ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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