Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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