One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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