Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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